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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 5:04:03 GMT -5
If you can't tell from the title, this is a completely crack thread. Any approved Dunehelden characters are welcome to join in.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 5:04:48 GMT -5
*Veronique enters and looks around, scowling*
Himmel! Get your worthless carcass in here!
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 5:06:01 GMT -5
*Himmel turns up his music*
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 5:10:49 GMT -5
Of all the-- Goddamn it Himmel! Turn that off before I strangle you with your own headphones!
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 5:11:32 GMT -5
*Himmel turns up his music even more and stares really hard at the wall.*
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Post by Angel Kapur on Dec 21, 2009 5:15:46 GMT -5
Nyehehehehehe. :''3
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 5:58:59 GMT -5
Himmel!
*Veronique rips the headphones off of Himmel and begins to strangle him with them*
Turn! Down! Your! Music! And! Listen! To! Me!
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:00:35 GMT -5
Why *gasp* would *gasp* I *gasp want to *gasp* do that?!
*Himmel kicks backwards at her as hard as he can*
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:02:13 GMT -5
Why you--GRAH!
*Veronoique thwacks Himmel in the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper*
I had a gift for you, Himmel, but if you're going to act like this, maybe I won't give it to you!
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:07:02 GMT -5
Vero.. you never give me anything but.. pain.. but that's different.
*Himmel backs away rubbing his neck*
Okay, so what? Really?
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:17:11 GMT -5
*Veronique grins menacingly* Oh, you'll see.
Now, close your eyes. It's a surprise.
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:19:35 GMT -5
*Himmel sighs, he knows what it is*
Vero..I am MALE. I do not want a dress.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:22:14 GMT -5
Oh, really? I hadn't noticed.
Now, hold still. I bought a really adorable Sailor Senshi costume set, and you have to be Sailor Moon!
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:23:36 GMT -5
Yeah, as a matter of fact I can pee while standing.
And you know my hair really isn't long enough to be Sailor Moon anyways..
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:24:58 GMT -5
*Veronique beans Himmel in the back of his head with his own iPod*
Keep complaining and I'll make you be Chibi Moon. I got a great deal on that pink wig.
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:26:09 GMT -5
You are NOT getting me in that dress.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:27:11 GMT -5
It's not a dress, idiot, it's a skirt and a blouse.
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:29:01 GMT -5
*Himmel backs away*
I'd like to see you try.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:30:15 GMT -5
Is that a challenge, then? Because I've gotten you into skirts and dresses many times before. I don't think it would be that difficult to do it again.
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:31:44 GMT -5
*He considers her for a moment*
I'll yell "rape".
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:33:54 GMT -5
Oh, please. *eyeroll*
Himmel, either wear the dress or I'm going to take away your X-Box.
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:34:35 GMT -5
RAAAAAAPPPEEE!!!
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:36:00 GMT -5
*Veronique lifts up the X-Box controller and goes to strangle him, then realizes that the controller is wireless*
Of all the--
*Veronique begins hitting him with the controller instead*
Either you wear the dress, or I'm giving all your things to Notos!
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Post by Himmel on Dec 21, 2009 6:38:03 GMT -5
Ow! No you won't! Stop hitting me! He'd propose to you the second you did!
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Dec 21, 2009 6:42:06 GMT -5
He'd wear the dress at least. I could use a Sailor Mars, and I could get that blond sister of his to be Sailor Venus.
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