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Dec 30, 2009 8:03:54 GMT -5
Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Dec 30, 2009 8:03:54 GMT -5
Here you can post quotes that you found amusing, profound, sweet, sad, or just plain interesting, from their roleplaying, out of character talking, crack RPing, or anything else to do with Dunehelden. Have fun and keep it appropriate.
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Dec 30, 2009 8:05:46 GMT -5
Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Dec 30, 2009 8:05:46 GMT -5
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Dec 30, 2009 17:00:25 GMT -5
Post by Camille Evans-Barros on Dec 30, 2009 17:00:25 GMT -5
Does this count as inappropriate? Regardless, I'm posting it-- if nothing else, because I can't get through that post without laughing hysterically:
From Hello:
"I mean, the thought of you naked is alright but your roommate is very high on my list of people who's clothes I'd like to remove."
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Dec 31, 2009 4:34:28 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Dec 31, 2009 4:34:28 GMT -5
(abridged, and borderline-graphic boykissing)
A couple of minutes later, Thrall's voice came from behind the couch. "Epic bad timing, wow. Should I leave?"
"I'm giving you a ten second warning to get the hell out my living room," Hitoshi announced to his cousin. "After that I'm just going to start pretending you're not there."
"You think this was the universe's way of telling us to go back to bed?" [Alex] said into the side of Hitoshi's neck.
"I don't feel like moving," he murmured. He ran his lips gently along the side of Alex's nose. "The door is locked. There are only two people other people who have keys, and Alyn won't be back for a while."
Hitoshi kissed along Alex's throat and locked his legs around Alex's waist. "And if Veronique invites herself in, I couldn't care less if she decided to sit in the floor and watch."
///
Hitoshi had managed to slide out of his shirt and had begun working on the rest of Alex's clothing when he heard the disturbance.
...God fucking damn it. He was not dealing with this.
"Uncle Hitoshi!" Xander howled. Xander jiggled the handle. "Uncle Alex! You have to come quick!"
When the door didn't budge, Xander began thrashing his fists against the wood. "Uncle Hitoshi! Uncle Alex! It's Aisling and Alyn, and that professor woman and she shot someone!"
(...)
Paula: "Beyond here is the forest, but if you value your skins you won't go near that. Unlike the forests in certain books, this place is quite full of very nasty things that will tear you to pieces and then eat the pieces for dinner."
Lhachlhass: "That's stupid. Fae don't have appointed times for eating, how ridiculous."
(...)
"We," he said tightening his grip on the gun "Are going to wait for the angry black haired one to come and tell you why you are a failure as a human and possibly devour you. I am not quiet clear how you deal with each other."
(...)
He gave Jonathan a shake. " From now on you will refer to her as the Queen of Darkness and Forced Education or I shall have to put you in the detention which I imagine involves stabbing."
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Jan 4, 2010 18:04:01 GMT -5
Post by xiaotao on Jan 4, 2010 18:04:01 GMT -5
Oh, MSN. How we love you.
Aravilui Finnelvalthen Tiranistion says: That's what I'm starting to think. XD I dunno, it just seems that stealing a country is... well, impossible. Even for magic Veronique says: Stalin stole a country. :V ..... Kemekin says: What is this "impossible" you speak of? I once pulled South Korea from my cleavage. Gussu and Vero and Smoke were there. ..... Aravilui Finnelvalthen Tiranistion says: *facepalm* Veronique says: XD Yes, she did. mgreenling@hotmail.com says: she did! Ireth says: ....... Kemekin says: *proud* Aravilui Finnelvalthen Tiranistion says: *not commenting* Gussu says: She did Veronique says: She didn't even know it was there. Aravilui Finnelvalthen Tiranistion says: *sooo not commenting* mgreenling@hotmail.com says: she has impressive cleavage. :V Veronique says: We went into Ninja Assassin, and all of the sudden...KOREA. Kemekin says: XD It was a glorious Day. Aravilui Finnelvalthen Tiranistion says: *facepalm* Gussu says: True story. Ireth says: XD Kemekin says: This is going in the quotes thread. *copy-paste*
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Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Jan 6, 2010 5:28:01 GMT -5
"Back in the deeper confines of the library, Fable grumbled as he stumbled upon what looked like a nest of books and other materials.
"Damn children. Rotten, filthy things..." He rummaged around, making several trips to his office and back, carrying stacks of the defiled books to be cleaned and reorganized. Oh, what was this?
A backpack. With food, drinks, and school clothes. The uniform, he tossed out. They would be taken to the laundries later. The backpack itself, still with eateries inside, he took to the nearest window. Said window was opened, with Fable holding the backpack out by one of the straps. Food and drink were not allowed in the library.
Fable pulled a match from his pocket (lord knows what else he keeps in there) and struck it on the rough skin of his nose. Flame, meet backpack. Whoosh. The bag and its contents went up rather nicely. Fable dropped the little fireball down onto the pavement of the walkway far below, where it would burn out safely, shut the window, and went back to his office."
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Baratoge Kazari
Keme
Academy Junior: Cougar Shapeshifter
Lusus Naturae
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Jan 10, 2010 21:24:28 GMT -5
Post by Baratoge Kazari on Jan 10, 2010 21:24:28 GMT -5
Aravilui says: Aramis is going to talk with Nina about cookies for the Keme. Hitoshi says: Yay~ Aravilui says: Especially considering the lecture he's probably going to get from Ellie. Kemekin says: Yes.. cookies... from Nina... XD Smoke says: delicious cookies. <_< Aravilui says: Real cookies, you pill.
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Il Tebryn
Keme
Academy Sophomore: Seraphbrood Vampire
noona neomu yeppeo
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Jan 10, 2010 22:28:19 GMT -5
Post by Il Tebryn on Jan 10, 2010 22:28:19 GMT -5
"[insert anything here] of doom."
--Himmel-tour rant.
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Feb 17, 2010 2:47:35 GMT -5
Post by Alex Meriweather on Feb 17, 2010 2:47:35 GMT -5
"It does get a bit repetitive, I suppose, during the parts of the year we're not being attacked or invaded."
-Hitoshi, re: living in a magical boarding school.
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Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros
Keme
Beloved School Healer
So many things I'd say if only I were able; but I just keep quiet.
Posts: 503
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Apr 7, 2010 21:33:44 GMT -5
Post by Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros on Apr 7, 2010 21:33:44 GMT -5
Vincent: I vehemently deny that proclamation. >.>;;
Ellie: I vehemently deny your denial of that proclamation.
Vincent: I vehemently deny your denial of my denial of that proclamation!
Ellie: I vehemently deny your denial of my denial of your denial of that proclamation. :3
Vincent: I vehemently deny your denial of my denial of your denial of my denial of that proclamation. XD
Hoshi: I Vehemently deny your denial of his denial of her denial of what the heck are you arguing about again?
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Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
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Apr 21, 2010 23:43:20 GMT -5
Post by Rhythan on Apr 21, 2010 23:43:20 GMT -5
Vero's epic "Happy Birthdya? Really?" post:
Veronique colored, snatching the cupcake out of Rhythan's hands. "You've a lot of nerve, the lot of you," she fumed, "barging into my office, interrupting my personal time, and for your information--" Veronique bit a large chunk out of the cupcake, glowering at Rhythan. "--I do not like sweets."
She frowned, glancing back at Vincent. "Despite your horrid transgressions, being the exceedingly kind and forgiving woman I am, I did bring you a gift." Her eyes narrowed slightly. "A rather expensive gift."
The headmistress set a bottle of red wine on the table with a self-satisfied smirk. "This is from my personal collection," she said loftily. "I acquired it during World War II." Of course, Veronique had no intention of mentioning that Himmel had given her that particular bottle of wine under the condition that Veronique could only open it "when the French managed to stave off the Germans of their own power." Himmel and his Germans could go to hell.
Veronique popped the cork out of the bottle and poured two glasses, handing one to Vincent. "Here. It is not a proper party until you've had a drink."
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Jaebi Lyckander
Keme
Academy Freshman: Cheetah Shapeshifter
This secret side of me, hid under lock and key; I keep it caged but I can't control it.
Posts: 200
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May 9, 2010 20:38:31 GMT -5
Post by Jaebi Lyckander on May 9, 2010 20:38:31 GMT -5
"I like to be warm, Aye." *grin* -Notos
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Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros
Keme
Beloved School Healer
So many things I'd say if only I were able; but I just keep quiet.
Posts: 503
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May 17, 2010 19:09:02 GMT -5
Post by Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros on May 17, 2010 19:09:02 GMT -5
from Saturday Morning Checkers is Serious Business" It was a fine Saturday morning in March, and the chilly wind kept sweeping Hoshi's bangs into his face. He brushed them back. He was a bit overdue for a haircut, but he would deal with that later. Right now, he was in the middle of a very serious life-or-death situation.
The red and black pieces were aligned neatly on the board, red clearly winning. The player across from him had already accumulated fifteen of his pieces -- a rather impressive feat, since the game only called for twelve. But Hoshi was determined. He could win this.
He lifted a red piece dramatically from the board, then slammed it down on his opponent's side.
"I think, good sir, I just checkmated your battleship," he announced, staring into the dark eyes of his opponent.
His tiny opponent twitched its furry nose and leaped across the table. In one quick motion the raccoon grabbed the lunch he had made for himself -- Hoshi was extremely proud that he had managed to put together a nutella-and-banana sandwich -- and scurried up one of the trees.
"You're just upset because I won," Hoshi said dryly, watching his former opponent quickly put away the sandwich."
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Jun 11, 2010 4:11:40 GMT -5
Post by Melanie Christine Lyckander on Jun 11, 2010 4:11:40 GMT -5
"She's like if Kemekin had a vagina."
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Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros
Keme
Beloved School Healer
So many things I'd say if only I were able; but I just keep quiet.
Posts: 503
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Jun 11, 2010 19:23:14 GMT -5
Post by Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros on Jun 11, 2010 19:23:14 GMT -5
Breanna says: -Hoshi: I won. :3 -Ellie: But you drank the full bottle. I barely took a sip. -Hoshi: I still won. -Ellie: How is that? -Hoshi: Because I'm drunk, and I think I won. Therefore I won. -Ellie: That doesn't make sense. -Hoshi: It doesn't have to. I'm drunk.
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Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros
Keme
Beloved School Healer
So many things I'd say if only I were able; but I just keep quiet.
Posts: 503
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Jun 24, 2010 20:04:16 GMT -5
Post by Elliestraaeln Evans-Barros on Jun 24, 2010 20:04:16 GMT -5
((discussing Diana-Ellie bonding))
Ireth says: I always see those two as being very sisterly, except the odd moments when I envision them as lesbian lovers. XD
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Kemekin Evans-Barros, Jr.
Keme
Academy Freshman: Were-Korean
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.
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Jul 7, 2010 21:06:35 GMT -5
Post by Kemekin Evans-Barros, Jr. on Jul 7, 2010 21:06:35 GMT -5
Y'all saw it. But oh my god.
Keme: *Academy girls only. This means that Rhythan cannot go prancing into class with a tray of cookies shaped like uteri. Smoke: poor Rhythan. :v does that mean he's going to go prancing into the boys' class with a tray of cookies shaped like penes? Kitty-Kat: *groans* Keme: YES. YES HE IS. AND THEY WILL BE ICED. WITH CREAM-CHEESE ICING. Smoke: ... and now I'm just imagining... Alex linefacing. Jaymie trying one and rolling his eyes. Euros trying one and being creepy about it. Thrall being too nervous and pretending he's just not hungry. Smoke... deliberately [not] responding. Angel complaining that they're too small. Sapphire stealing like, five of them. Kitty-Kat: Zeph just facepalming at his brother and passing. Ozora... I'm not sure about him. Probably rolling on the floor laughing. Aramis... hiding in the back of the class and not even noticing. XD I don't know what Korlian would do. HE probably doesn't know either. Breanna: Hitoshi would just sit quietly and pretend he was somewhere else. Rudeth would just kind of lay his head on his arms and think of kittens. And Blaise...would make creepy comments and probably hit on whoever was nearest to him. Vero would take them all. Vero would steal the cookies and you do not want to know what she would do with them. =| Kitty-Kat: Vero's in the male sex-ed class why? Oh wait. Pretty boys being mortified. Right. Breanna: BECAUSE SHE IS THE VERO. SHE IS WHEREVER SHE WANTS TO BE. Keme: *I* want to know what she would do with those cookies. Kitty-Kat: Dirty things? Or just mortifying pretty boys. Breanna: Lots of fun, fun things. Kemekin-related things. Keme: …Kemekin is dead right now, sorry. Please leave a message at the beep. Bee~p (…) Smoke: just please, god, don't make Allan clean up after that. neither he nor his player would ever recover. Keme: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Jul 20, 2010 5:15:38 GMT -5
Post by Jaymie Elderton on Jul 20, 2010 5:15:38 GMT -5
From Much Funnier Out Of Context Theatre:
[Hitomi] sighed softly. "Can we please go somewhere that isn't full of cheese sculptures?" she asked weakly.
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Jul 25, 2010 23:12:36 GMT -5
Post by Sakda "Bird" Ruark on Jul 25, 2010 23:12:36 GMT -5
"The icon does the same thing to me as Lucifer. Puddles can't be rapists."
-The Kememi.
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Raoul Jones
Vi
Something something: Panda
shimjangi meomchwo beorin nan
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Jul 28, 2010 17:10:28 GMT -5
Post by Raoul Jones on Jul 28, 2010 17:10:28 GMT -5
From Raoul's dorm.
Ammeryn D8'd. "Who has the camera?! Jonghyun! Go-go-gadget-smexpunch! Oh. Oh no, the rage meter's empt--AAH!"
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Jaebi Lyckander
Keme
Academy Freshman: Cheetah Shapeshifter
This secret side of me, hid under lock and key; I keep it caged but I can't control it.
Posts: 200
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Jul 28, 2010 18:41:21 GMT -5
Post by Jaebi Lyckander on Jul 28, 2010 18:41:21 GMT -5
Breanna says: Smoke and Kemekin are the fandom bicycles.
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Jul 28, 2010 21:12:48 GMT -5
Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Jul 28, 2010 21:12:48 GMT -5
Greenling says: ...oh, Erik. Yao does not know tai chi. Breanna says: XD What? Ireth says: O.o Greenling says: looking at the character sheet. he also supposedly plays video games :v Breanna says: Rofl. Ireth says: XDDD Greenling says: I can just see his 40-year-old charismatic archmage. KINGDOM HEARTS SUX THE ART STYLE IS STUPID TRY THIS ONE IT HAS A NINJA ON IT THAT MEANS IT IS GOOD Breanna says: *falls over laughing* Ireth says: XDDDD *picks you up* Greenling says: oh wow, she's snorting.
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Liam Farrell
Ireth
University Freshman: Not a Sin-Eater, Because We Don't Have Those
Those who are dead, are not dead, they're just living in my head...
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Aug 30, 2010 16:53:29 GMT -5
Post by Liam Farrell on Aug 30, 2010 16:53:29 GMT -5
"Liam's voice makes me happy~. (...) You know when you go to the cookie jar and you open it and it's empty and it still smells like cookies but it smells like the wrong type of cookies? It smells kind of like that, like the cookies are gone but the ghost of them is there. That's what it is! His voice smells like ghost cookies! (...) ghostly wafer cookies in a british accent. that's what it smells like."
--the one and only Emi. :3
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Sept 12, 2010 1:03:43 GMT -5
Post by Alex Meriweather on Sept 12, 2010 1:03:43 GMT -5
(1:51:33 AM) Alex: also do you want kiriban sketch if so of what. :3 (1:51:52 AM) Dark Lord Hitoshi: Yes. Alex and Hitoshi obviously, since we're celebrating their post counts. Um. (1:52:18 AM) Dark Lord Hitoshi: Hm... Can you think of a specific scene in Dunehelden recently? (1:53:38 AM) Alex: uhm. (1:54:09 AM) Dark Lord Hitoshi: All of the ones I can think of they were making out. :v (1:54:22 AM) Alex: yeah (1:54:37 AM) Dark Lord Hitoshi: What else did they do on the field trip, because I know they did something else. (1:54:52 AM) Dark Lord Hitoshi: I swear there was character development somewhere in there. (1:55:41 AM) Alex: mostly I think it was them developing the ability to make out with each other without freaking out. (1:55:47 AM) Dark Lord Hitoshi: XD (1:56:04 AM) Alex: Breanna, do we have a problem?
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Julien
Vi
Bounce to you, bounce to you, nae gaseumeun neol
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Sept 13, 2010 17:50:42 GMT -5
Post by Julien on Sept 13, 2010 17:50:42 GMT -5
"They're all good Christian Lemures!" ~teh Emi XD
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