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Post by Himmel on Mar 31, 2009 14:30:09 GMT -5
How many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris? They don't know, they've never tried.
Why are the French roadways lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade.
I know the three important French phrases. "Hello", "goodbye", and "I surrender".
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Post by Smoke on Mar 31, 2009 23:59:29 GMT -5
Come up with some new jokes!
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Post by Himmel on Apr 1, 2009 10:59:53 GMT -5
It was the point of the thing really.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Apr 2, 2009 14:59:37 GMT -5
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What the hell am I going to do with you?
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Post by Himmel on Apr 2, 2009 15:42:52 GMT -5
*is not there anymore*
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Baratoge Kazari
Keme
Academy Junior: Cougar Shapeshifter
Lusus Naturae
Posts: 176
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Post by Baratoge Kazari on May 13, 2009 22:37:21 GMT -5
This Kazari must unleash her brutal humor.
Q: when was the last good french barbecue? A: 1431, and it involved Joan of Arc
Q: How do you get a French waiter's attention? A: Start ordering in German.
"A Frenchmen's home is where another man's wife is." - Mark Twain -1878-79 Journal
I got a tip for you , if you install the french versions of your favorite programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER
Q.What is the first thing the French teach their kids in school? A.How to say "We Surrender" in German!
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Post by Himmel on May 14, 2009 11:44:01 GMT -5
O.O .... I love you.
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Baratoge Kazari
Keme
Academy Junior: Cougar Shapeshifter
Lusus Naturae
Posts: 176
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Post by Baratoge Kazari on May 14, 2009 17:33:18 GMT -5
*head tipped to side* This Kazari aims to please. *kitty grin*
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