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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:13:00 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:13:00 GMT -5
LOST! LOST LEFT SOCK!!!!! IF FOUND PLEASE CONTACT ME AT xxx-xxx-xxx THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER THAT MUST BE ADDRESSED!!!! THE SOCK IS A BROWN ARGYLE SOCK WITH A HOLE WHERE THE BIG TOE SHOULD BE!!!!!! When you call, ask for Rickii and if Rickii is there tell him that Terry has his money and that you need to speak with Baby Nick... Baby Nick will ask you three questions, the answers to which are all eleven NO MATTER WHAT HE ASKS and he will be like, you know Sarah and you should say NO and he will be like good and he will give you a phone number, dial it back wards and ask for Giovanna and then when Giovanna picks up she will tell you that Garfield has left the building after that give a few hail Mary's and walk out side into the street and lay down in protest, a man in a blue car will drive up and ask you if you want some candy, accept it...accept the candy....then he will drive you to a place you don't know. Ask for Israel and he will give you a phone number in exchange for some....favors....and once you are done with that go home, shower and then call me...and...I will come pick up my sock
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:18:40 GMT -5
Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Apr 11, 2009 2:18:40 GMT -5
...are you schizophrenic, or just an idiot?
Either way, you're going to fit in quite seamlessly, unfortunately...
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:25:23 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:25:23 GMT -5
I think I'm a combonation of both. Like, Toast with eggs in it.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:25:34 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 2:25:34 GMT -5
Wow.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:27:56 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:27:56 GMT -5
Wow? I know! This is a terrible loss! My left sock is very dear to me!
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:29:55 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 2:29:55 GMT -5
Have you looked under the chest of drawers?
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:31:45 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:31:45 GMT -5
.....YES! That is the first place I looked! I have looked everywhere. My poor foot, it shall get cold soon! I also looked in the dryer and the washer!
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:34:22 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 2:34:22 GMT -5
How about in the closet?
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:36:02 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:36:02 GMT -5
I looked in the closet and in the fish bowl and under the fridge and in a tree. I just.... I think someone ....(sniffle sniffle) stole my sock!
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:36:20 GMT -5
Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Apr 11, 2009 2:36:20 GMT -5
Have you checked your foot? I've noticed that the majority of the time, people who post messages for lost things on the bulletin board tend to find them exactly where they were supposed to be.
For example, a few weeks ago someone posted a message looking for his right hand. I really don't understand that one, but apparently they didn't realize they had it until someone pointed it out.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:40:21 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:40:21 GMT -5
WHAT A CONCEPT! Tell the whole check my foot thing, to my cold and shivering bare foot! I'm not some right handless wonder! I'm a left-sockless man-boy who is in his darkest hour, embarking on a desparate search for his wayward sock!
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:41:19 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 2:41:19 GMT -5
Maybe you could put on a different pair of socks, then.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:42:40 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:42:40 GMT -5
.....I'm a college student.... I can't afford a diffrent pair of socks.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:46:23 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 2:46:23 GMT -5
(ooc: <3)
Right. Would you like another pair?
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:51:54 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 2:51:54 GMT -5
((ooc: <3333)) You would do that....for me? You are the picture of kindness.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 2:56:35 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 2:56:35 GMT -5
Sure, why not. I have plenty of socks. I even have socks with holes in them, if you want, though you can have one of the new pairs.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 3:01:16 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 3:01:16 GMT -5
You really mean it! Oh that is...that is just very kind. I think I will take the ones without holes please, I would rather make my own holes I mean-------Oh! I found my sock! It was under my hat.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 3:11:19 GMT -5
Post by Smoke on Apr 11, 2009 3:11:19 GMT -5
Well that works too.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 3:13:04 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 3:13:04 GMT -5
But...an extra pair of socks would be nice...I mean...you know....the colors are starting to fade. One doesn't think about the number of times you have to wash socks until they only have one pair...
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 3:15:55 GMT -5
Post by Alex Meriweather on Apr 11, 2009 3:15:55 GMT -5
You're still welcome to it, then.
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Lost!
Apr 11, 2009 3:17:47 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 3:17:47 GMT -5
Well, I suppose this advertisement is closed then, I have found my sock and I am soon to have another sock. Oh the joy.
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Lost!
Apr 12, 2009 17:39:11 GMT -5
Post by Carmen Oloran on Apr 12, 2009 17:39:11 GMT -5
You know, gathering your social situation, I don't think the sock was needed.
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Lost!
Apr 13, 2009 1:05:49 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 13, 2009 1:05:49 GMT -5
Social situation? What the hell do you mean by that bitch?
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Lost!
Apr 13, 2009 10:59:50 GMT -5
Post by Carmen Oloran on Apr 13, 2009 10:59:50 GMT -5
Your being threatened says all that needs to be said.
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Lost!
Apr 13, 2009 12:04:23 GMT -5
Post by xxxlulu on Apr 13, 2009 12:04:23 GMT -5
Oh oh okay, so when did a harmless prank involving a sock warrent a threat. People here need to take the stick's out of their bums and relax.
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