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Post by Veronique Poulain on Mar 30, 2009 17:42:10 GMT -5
An Urgent Message from the Headmaster
It occurs to me that some of you children have been abusing the bulletin boards for, among other things: personals ads, practical jokes, soliciting inappropriate acts, the selling of human blood, and the posting of inappropriate images.
The rules of the Bulletin Board are as follows:
1. Any acts which are against school rules or policy are forbidden from solicitation on the bulletin board.
2. Any image that shows breasts or genitalia of either gender (human or OTHERWISE) is strictly forbidden.
3. Personals ads do not belong on the bulletin boards. (This includes "call for a good time" ads.)
4. Any illegal acts are not to be solicited or encouraged through the bulletin boards.
5. No intolerant messages are to be displayed on the bulletin board. (This includes French jokes. The party in question knows who they are.)
6. No profanity is to be displayed.
7. Any attempted selling of property belonging to people other than yourself is forbidden.
8. Spray painting on the bulletin board is prohibited.
9. Any messages which disrespect any student or member of staff will be promptly removed.
10. Anyone who attempts to pull the "First Amendment" card will be punished accordingly.
From now on, the Bulletin Board will not go unsupervised. Starting today, Professor Himmel is now in charge of maintaining the Bulletin Board and enforcing the rules.
(Yes, Himmel. I said you.)
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