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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 8, 2009 21:25:07 GMT -5
...I am hurt by your cruel accusations, Miss. The only pervert among us thus far is Thrall, and he's not interested in women. We are a very clean and wholesome club, to be sure.
I've never heard of a host club having female hosts as well as male hosts, and I have a feeling that would end rather badly. However, as we cannot technically discriminate based on gender regardless of the club, I suppose if you really wanted to join rather than be a guest, I cannot and will not stop you. Actually, Hitoshi would probably like someone to help him out with advertising and marketing and the like...
However, I have the feeling that you're just being sarcastic, in which case, I hope you will forgive us whatever offense we have made against you.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 8, 2009 22:02:33 GMT -5
You missed a golden opportunity to get her to go try to recruit your girlfriend for a club for girls to kiss each other.
I mean, if you won't do it...
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 8, 2009 22:06:25 GMT -5
Thrall, I'm not going to exploit innocent girls like that. The point of a host club is to entertain women and host parties and socialize. We're not a brothel.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 8, 2009 22:09:16 GMT -5
Of course not. What you're describing is more like the emotional equivalent of a strip club- all tease, no action.
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Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Apr 8, 2009 22:23:18 GMT -5
...This might be a strange suggestion, but perhaps we could market your sibling rivalry at the club.
As your financial adviser, I would suggest you be careful, lest you drive away your customers. I've already taken the loan out with Yaodensi to buy the starting supplies, and if you decimate the club before it's even begun, I'm leaving it to the two of you to pay it back. And since neither of you have income, I'm sure your father would be very pleased with the two of you owing the treasury $600.
And Rudy, I'm guessing you can get Professor Smoke to agree to let us use costumes from the theatre department from time to time? We don't have the sort of budget necessary to buy/make costumes, and uniforms would get rather dull.
I've also recruited another member.
*secretly enjoying having something to do*
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Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 13:37:13 GMT -5
In all honesty. I really don't find a purpose for a club for courting ladies. It is kind of a man rule, of you would please reference your book of manhood....to...page 312 section 34. A paragraph two sentence 3, "In a group courting ladies must be done in a discreet fashion, I.E going to a party with a group of males in hopes of copulation is perfectly acceptable, however, if one or more of the men in question makes a spectacle of himself for reasons other than beer pong the man displaying ostentatious behavior is subject to becoming a pariah and a severe lack of poon. “ Thus creating a club devoted to courting is a logical fallacy to the male race, this would have been an excellent idea had you just talked to men privately rather than advertising it for all the world to see…mainly the ladies.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 11, 2009 14:33:59 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, I don't think Rudy has one of those. See, I wasn't issued one, so I stole his.
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Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 14:40:34 GMT -5
Oh my, that is an issue. If you would please turn to page 246 at the top of the page, bullet one, it states, “All males that are not issued a male handbook must immediately seek one out if the male, upon learning of his emasculation, does not seek a hand book out within 30 days all of his man cards are revoked and his status as a male is null and void and he shall be reduced to the level of bus perverts, people who talk in the movie theater and pedophiles.” My dear acquaintance, you are in grave….well it isn’t danger…it is more like…well it is grave…I have an extra Manhood Manual if you would like it.
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 11, 2009 16:03:16 GMT -5
Host clubs are really big in Japan. You'd be surprised how popular they are. Besides, what better excuse would you need to spend a few moments in the company of such beautiful, charming women? What more could you want from life? There is nothing, nothing more important in our meager existences than romance.
And, as such, the most charming and attractive among us are charged with the duty of spreading romance as much as we can and making women people happy. That, my friend, is the true purpose of the host club: to bring happiness to it's guests!
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Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Apr 11, 2009 16:08:49 GMT -5
...Rudy, if everyone on the planet thought the way you do, humankind would not have survived past its infancy. Instead of a wheel and fire, you would have created flower arranging and harmonized singing.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 11, 2009 16:15:05 GMT -5
See? I rest my case.
(Though if you call my brother a pedophile for serious I will kill you slowly ♥ )
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Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 16:15:45 GMT -5
Rudy, darling....sweetcakes. Get Laid.
Hitoshi Gilespi...Epic win.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 11, 2009 16:37:52 GMT -5
Rudy, darling....sweetcakes. Get Laid.IAWTC!
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Post by xxxlulu on Apr 11, 2009 16:44:55 GMT -5
Exactally. Now that we are all in the same boat. I will help you if you need, I know some people who know some people. Heck, we will talk I mean..if you really need some. Hahaha.
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Post by Hitomi Gilespi on Apr 12, 2009 12:32:46 GMT -5
Hey, Rudy! Congrats on coming up with such a cool club idea. With your popularity, it's sure to be a success. (And congrats on managing to get Hitoshi in on it - maybe there's hope for him yet...)
Um, do you think you'd want a female co-manager...?
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Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Apr 12, 2009 12:43:16 GMT -5
I presume that your sudden interest in joining is contingent to Professor Himmel's sponsorship, Hitomi?
Regardless, it would probably be a wise move. Just remember that this makes you my assistant.
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 12, 2009 12:45:59 GMT -5
...hey, wait, Hitoshi, you don't have that sort of decision making power! I'm the club president!
And...um...it would probably be a wise move, just remember that you're Hitoshi's assistant.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 12, 2009 12:51:27 GMT -5
Hitomi!
Hey, girl, how the hell was your little preppie vacation we've been envying you for so long over? Welcome home.
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Post by Hitomi Gilespi on Apr 12, 2009 13:20:04 GMT -5
Hey Thrall. It was fun, over too soon though. Hawaiian boys are really cute, you know? I got a bit of a tan, too, though I'm gonna lose it quickly here. Anyways, it was really fun, but Crista and I aren't on speaking terms right now because she thinks I was flirting with her boyfriend, which I totally wasn't. It's not my fault if he was coming onto me.
So how was your break, Thrall?
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 12, 2009 13:48:16 GMT -5
Well, last weekend, we finally got the bigger room, then there was some guy Rudy started screaming at and a werewolf broke the wall open, and now we're the Headmaster's puppets until further notice.
Other than that, it was boring.
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Post by Hitomi Gilespi on Apr 12, 2009 13:57:06 GMT -5
Really? Little Mr. Perfect? Hah hah! I wish I could have seen that.
Tough break on being the Queen of Darkness and Forced Education's puppets, though...
You know, that's actually pretty catchy...we could start using that more often...
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