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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 1, 2009 23:21:32 GMT -5
I, Rudy Volkova, am starting a club.
Now that I have your attention, since I'm sure you're all dying to know what sort of a club would the infamously handsome and charming Rudy Volkova would be starting...
I am starting a host club.
Now, for those who don't know what a "host club" is... A host club is a club where handsome, charming men (like myself) sit and entertain beautiful women.
Currently we have three males who have already agreed to join - myself, my brother Thrall, and my cousin Hitoshi. If you are a handsome male who feels they have something to offer in the art of entertaining women (or men, I suppose...), please respond ASAP.
For the rest of you, I hope to see you at the club soon!
Professor Himmel has agreed to be our sponsor, and Headmaster Poulain has already approved us for club status.
(For your enjoyment, I have also pinned some lovely pictures of myself from my sophomore year on the board from when I starred in the play Robin Hood. Don't I look so adorable in that hat?)
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 1, 2009 23:29:53 GMT -5
I agreed to what and when was this.
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 1, 2009 23:37:31 GMT -5
Um...well... I assumed you would be up for it...
(Girls seem to like seeing attractive boys with homosexual tendencies. I'm trying to find a partner for you. It seems to draw in a lot of business, especially with the vampire girls. You'll get to fawn over some attractive guy for a few hours and we'll get to make girls happy. It's a win-win situation. Besides, I needed three members for the Headmaster to approve me.)
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 1, 2009 23:43:43 GMT -5
So you want me to stand in front of a group of girls and make out with some guy for "a few hours" so you can look cool?
And this is a school-approved club?
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 1, 2009 23:58:26 GMT -5
I never said "make out". You just have to...you know...flirt. Or something. The host club needs variety. Hitoshi, for example, is the angst-ridden teen who sulks in the corner and complains about how much he hates us. He's also in charge of the finances and organizing events.
The Headmaster seemed to like the idea. She said it was...what was it now..."one of the most innovative club ideas to present itself in years."
You know what? We need a vampire.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 0:01:49 GMT -5
Hey, you just got me interested. Don't take it back, Mister "homosexual tendencies". We could ask Professor Himmel, couldn't we?
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 0:06:50 GMT -5
Well, theoretically we need to have students...but there seem to be a lot of girls who like Professor Himmel. We could draw a crowd. It's certainly worth a shot.
By the way, what about Carmen? You're friends, and we could always use another mage.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 0:08:07 GMT -5
How about I ask the Professor and you ask Carmen.
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 0:10:37 GMT -5
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I suppose. He's more your friend than mine, though, so I don't see why you'd want me to ask him.
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Post by Thrall Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 0:17:43 GMT -5
It's your idea, and I don't feel like making an ass out of myse implying I'm going to flirt with h risking him taking me serio it.
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 7:38:20 GMT -5
Alright then....
So you'll try and talk Professor Himmel into actually showing up? You're more annoying persuasive than I am so he'll probably join just to shut you up.
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Post by Himmel on Apr 2, 2009 14:46:39 GMT -5
Wait.. I agreed to do what?
... Oh.. I get it by "Himmel agreed" we mean the Queen of Darkness and Forced Education said so.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Apr 2, 2009 14:58:02 GMT -5
What's this, Himmel? I can't imagine who you might be speaking of.
If you want that funding for the art department, you'll have to do normal teacher duties such as, oh, teaching classes and getting involved with extra curricular activities. That new kiln isn't going to buy itself, you know.
Rudy, I look forward to seeing the progress of your club! If you can't find any more members, just like me know and I'll...convince some people to join for you.
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Post by Himmel on Apr 2, 2009 15:44:33 GMT -5
.... What art department?
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Post by Rudeth Volkova on Apr 2, 2009 15:53:48 GMT -5
...Um, ok...
(Rudy is quite nervous about having the Headmaster garner more members for them...)
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Post by Hitoshi Gilespi on Apr 2, 2009 16:05:08 GMT -5
The host club needs variety. Hitoshi, for example, is the angst-ridden teen who sulks in the corner and complains about how much he hates us. He's also in charge of the finances and organizing events.I'm what? I don't remember agreeing to any of this. I remember agreeing to, and I quote, "Being the manager and financial planner of a very important and pretigious club." I should know by now not to trust you.I'm letting you know in advance that I'm not going to speak to any of these girls unless it is absolutely necessary and I'm going to limit my involvement to sitting in the same room and doing homework while taking care of management to make sure that you two numbskulls don't sink the club. On the other hand, letting you two sink the club might not be a bad thing... I can probably occasionally tolerate intelligent conversation, so I can make some attempts to abide it.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Apr 2, 2009 16:13:34 GMT -5
The art department.Which you are currently the head of. The place where, theoretically, you teach classes. You know, drawing and painting and sculpting? Those things.
Also, your video games are in my house. And they're rather expensive. It would be a shame if anything were to happen to them.
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Post by Smoke on Apr 2, 2009 16:20:12 GMT -5
We have an actual art department? Like with funding and everything? Why was I not informed of this?
-Oh, and, great idea for a club, guys!
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Apr 2, 2009 18:05:56 GMT -5
How is it that neither of the people who were supposed to be in charge of the arts had no idea that there was an art department? Who do you think pays for the clay? Who do you think pays for the costumes? They didn't just fall out of the sky.
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Post by Himmel on Apr 2, 2009 18:07:54 GMT -5
Well now, who's shortcoming is that if we didn't know?
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Post by Smoke on Apr 2, 2009 18:12:34 GMT -5
Who do you think pays for the costumes?
I do! I know there are request forms and things, but the first year they never got back to me, so I never bothered again.
They didn't just fall out of the sky.
That reminds me, I need to talk to you about something later...
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Apr 2, 2009 21:15:50 GMT -5
....Smoke, what did you do?
And you have an account with the treasury. You just have to get it approved through Yao before buying anything.
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Post by Smoke on Apr 2, 2009 22:02:19 GMT -5
I didn't do anything! That's the- let's not talk about this in front of the children.
Oh. Well, it's never been much of a problem, I'm used to working on a paperclip-and-rubber-chicken budget here.
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Post by Veronique Poulain on Apr 2, 2009 22:36:16 GMT -5
.....perhaps we should meet in my office later and discuss this.
((OOC: Yay for thread hijacking. XD))
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Post by crayolaqueen on Apr 8, 2009 18:14:43 GMT -5
Are girls allowed in this club?And when i say club, I mean the guy club where guys make out with each other. I could join and my job could be to slap all you perverts silly. Hmmm....I wonder if the girls should make a separate club for that.
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