Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Jul 28, 2010 20:45:22 GMT -5
Vincent strolled into the mess hall and made a beeline for the kitchen door, waltzing inside and calling out musically. "Rhythan~! This Vincent, crave your company he does! Where art thou, trusted comrade? It has been too long!"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Jul 28, 2010 23:06:35 GMT -5
Rhythan was moving about his domain in a rather odd manner-- it might have been a prance if it weren't so violent in nature. He was loping around the room, chasing after a creature with a whisk-- a creature that seemed to be a flour-covered iguana, flitting about in the air with the aid of two sets of opalescent dragonfly wings.
"Meet your FATE, insolent creature!" Rhythan howled, chasing the lizard over one counter, past one of the pantries, onto and off of the cooking range, and out the door. Rhythan skidded to a halt just short of following the thing out into the mess hall, but he though better of it and instead opted for bellowing, "YOUR MOTHER WAS AN UNDERDEVELOPED VIDEO GAME HEROINE!" He flicked a bit of flour off of his shoulder. "And your father reeked of frog sh-- Oh HAI thar, Vinny!"
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Jul 28, 2010 23:20:46 GMT -5
Vincent had frozen at the sight of Rhythan violently prancing around the kitchens, chasing after a creature Vincent couldn't identify. He stood still as Rhythan pursued his quarry, cursing loudly (and admittedly, quite humorously) at it all the while, and couldn't help but grin as Rhythan finally noticed him.
"Well, hello!" he replied brightly. "What on earth was that thing you were chasing around with such commendable enthusiasm?"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Jul 28, 2010 23:55:07 GMT -5
"The spawn of Satan," Rhythan answered in all serious, flailing the whisk around like it was an extension of his own hand.
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Jul 29, 2010 0:01:31 GMT -5
Vincent gasped. "It wasn't a duck, was it? Those things are utterly evil! One should never ever face them alone! Though you seemed to be doing quite well against whatever your opponent was."
He sidestepped around Rhythan and into the kitchens, turning back to face him. "It's good to see you've been getting proper exercise, though," he laughed.
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 29, 2013 22:47:20 GMT -5
Rhythan chuckled. "No sir, it was no duck. It was an iguana... I think."
Rhythan followed his friend back into the kitchens and returned to his task at hand-- making a vast tray of what looked liked layers of brownie mix, oreos, and chocolate chip cookie dough. Once cooked, there would be enough of the concoction to feed an army.
Or a handful of teenage boys. Depending on who got to the treats first.
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 29, 2013 22:50:48 GMT -5
Vincent blinked and turned back. "An iguana? Not the one Fable misplaced, by chance?"
He turned toward the alluring scent of chocolate, and grinned at the sight of Rhythan's latest culinary project. "That looks like a dessert fit for a king."
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 29, 2013 22:56:48 GMT -5
"From the way Miss Goyan smirks every time she sees it, I'm thinking it is the very same creature." Rhythan opened the door to one of the larger ovens and hefted the tray into it.
"And yes, I'm told they are quite delicious." Rhythan gave his trademark grin; the one that stretched just a bit too far across his features and curled just a bit too much at the corners and showed just a bit too much of his slightly-sharper-than-necessary teeth. "I got the recipe from Bolin, of all places. Though there was an extra ingredient in the concoction that I can't in good manner feed to children, so that bit was left out. Would you do me the honor of being the first to taste once they've finished baking?"
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 29, 2013 23:04:00 GMT -5
Vincent chuckled. "I'd be happy to."
He tilted his head slowly, his grin fading to a confused frown. "Might I ask what the other ingredient was?"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 29, 2013 23:08:53 GMT -5
Rhythan chortled as he set about cleaning up the implements he had used in his culinary adventure.
"Well, it wasn't catnip." He beamed and started running water into one of the sink compartments, then swirled a bit of soap into it as he spoke. "Bolin simply photocopied it from a page in one of his journals. From the date, I'd say he came up with it somewhere in his college years."
"Anyway, Vincent you dear darling man-creature, what have you been up to today? I haven't been trouncing around the castle as much as usual this morning. The kitchen gods have held me hostage."
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 29, 2013 23:17:27 GMT -5
"Ahaaa." Vincent nodded in understanding. "Yes, that would be problematic."
He perked up at the question. "Oh, nothing out of the ordinary. Replenishing my tea system, pounding the ivories, grading those pesky quizzes..." He chuckled. "Not necessarily in that order."
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 29, 2013 23:21:33 GMT -5
Rhythan nodded as Vincent spoke, idly stirring soap into the sink all the while until the suds had grown level with his elbows. Rhythan pursed his lips and arched a perfectly plucked eyebrow at the rapidly growing mountain of soapy fluff, now level with his bicep.
"I should probably turn this water off." He looked slyly at Vincent, reached over to turn off the faucet, then blew a handful of bubbles in the professor's direction with a girlish squeal of glee.
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 29, 2013 23:26:15 GMT -5
Vincent yelped and ducked away, laughing as he brushed the suds from his face. He looked at Rhythan with an impish grin. "Of course, you realize this means war."
He dove for the sink, scooping up a handful of bubbles and jumping up to rub them into Rhythan's immaculate white hair. "Why must you be so tall?"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 29, 2013 23:33:35 GMT -5
Rhythan beamed and tipped at the waist to make his seven-plus height a bit more accessible.
"Is this better, old friend?"
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 29, 2013 23:39:32 GMT -5
"Why, yes!" Vincent rubbed the soap into Rhythan's hair and ducked away, grinning. "Mua ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh!"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 29, 2013 23:42:38 GMT -5
Rhythan immediately conducted his features into a mask of pained horror and shock.
"Oh no! Curse your sudden but vastly inevitable betrayal! Such horror you hath-- ah-pbbbbth!" A dollop of suds trailed down Rhythan's nose and onto his lips as he spoke, making him perform an odd combination of a sneeze and a sputter. He blinked owlishly a few times after it passed, his nose twitching like a rabbit's might.
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 29, 2013 23:53:45 GMT -5
Vincent laughed when Rhythan mockingly cursed him, and again when he sneezed in a shower of suds. "Bless you!"
He looked idly around the kitchen, and his grin widened when he caught sight of a familiar blue plastic spatula. He snatched it up, scooped up a mound of suds and flicked them in Rhythan's direction, then brandished the utensil like a sword.
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 30, 2013 0:03:13 GMT -5
Rhythan beamed and whirled around, deftly scooping his trusty metal ladle from the rack of utensils on the wall. He swung it through the mountain of suds and sent a large lump of them at Vincent with a cackle.
"Feel my bubbly wrath, sir~!"
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 30, 2013 0:10:22 GMT -5
Vincent ducked the incoming suds and struck a defensive pose. "So, we meet again! Captain Ladle, my worthy arch-nemesis!"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 30, 2013 0:14:45 GMT -5
"Such cheek have you, Peter Pot; strutting so into my kitch-- er, ship! How you snuck past the crew, I shall have to know! Especially the ever-vigilant Mr. Sch'moore!"
Rhythan brandished his ladle and dearly wished he had thought to wear one of his frock coats today so that he could hold the ladle up his sleeve.
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 30, 2013 0:23:43 GMT -5
Vincent grinned as he gave a few jabs with his spatula. "Same way I always do, Ladle! Oh, the cleverness of me!"
An idea struck him, and he called up his magic and sang a line or two. "Think of the happiest things, it's the same as having wings!"
Almost immediately his feet rose from the floor, and he was buoyed up by the laughter in his heart. He soon learned how to steer himself, and soared over Rhythan's head with a gleeful rooster-crow.
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on Apr 30, 2013 0:27:20 GMT -5
Rhythan gave a devilish grin and bent backwards to avoid the suddenly airborne professor, and started to rapidly reduce the mass of his body so that he could join Vincent up near the rafter before he remembered that as the grumpy aging Captain of a swarmy pirate kitchen crew, he was unable to conjure the necessary youthful joy it took to fly.
With a grumble, he stayed in character and kept his feet on the floor.
"Cadswallop, Pot! Come down here and fight like a man!"
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on Apr 30, 2013 0:32:04 GMT -5
Vincent flew in a circle around Rhythan, cackling, "A man? But I'm not a man, and I'll never be one! Peter Pot never grows up!"
|
|
Rhythan
Keme
Iron Chef Glitterwraith
Tell me what you eat, I'll tell you who you are.
Posts: 84
|
Post by Rhythan on May 5, 2013 22:01:06 GMT -5
Rhythan had to stifle his giggle before flailing his ladle around over his head.
"Then I'll just have to come to you, won't I?" He looked around and leapt weightlessly atop the little awning over one of the stoves; from there he pulled himself easily up onto the rafters themselves. He prances over to where Vincent was defying gravity and playfully poked his friend with his ladle.
"Boo!"
|
|
Vincent Hawk
Ireth
Sexy British Professor of Music
~ Sing like no one's listening ~
Posts: 722
|
Post by Vincent Hawk on May 5, 2013 22:16:51 GMT -5
Vincent yelped in mock surprise and laughed, darting quickly away from Rhythan. "Captain Ladle, you can fly! Looks like it's a fair fight after all!" He stabbed with his spatula in the cook's direction, then swooped away to avoid the inevitable counterattack.
He broke character for a moment, still grinning and hovering well off the ground. "You know, Rhythan old friend, there's not a terrible lot of room to fight in here. What say we move out to the cafeteria proper?"
|
|