Post by Veronique Poulain on Sept 2, 2010 22:09:13 GMT -5
Camp Dunehelden
Welcome, campers, to Camp Dunehelden! If returning campers would step to the right and find their group...
Ah, yes! There we are. New campers, follow me please, and I will explain to you a little about our happy little camp.
The first time I should explain, of course, is the camp director, Madame Poulain. You may also hear her referred to simply as Veronique, but you don't want her to catch you referring to her so informally. Any other monikers you may hear for her are right out, and it's a punishable offense to call her anything so demeaning as Queen of Darkness and Forced Education, That French Monster, Mrs. Napoleon, That Bitch-- Oh, damn it, just pretend you didn't hear any of those.
Ahem. Moving on.
There are several different groups you will see at Camp Dunehelden. First, there are our Junior Campers. This includes most of you. Anyone between the ages of 10 and 13 is considered a junior camper.
Our senior campers, of which there are significantly less, range from ages 14 to 16. And for those who still wish to remain a part of our wonderful facilities afterward, those over the age of 16 may join as Camp Counselors.
The boys cabins are located on the east side of camp, near the lake. The girls cabins are located on the north side of camp, near the forest. Each junior cabin will have between four and six campers, as well as one one counselor. The senior cabins may hold up to eight campers, and do not require a counselor, though we may make exceptions in some...special cases.
Yes, Notos, I was looking at you.
At camp, you may also enjoy such fine activities as swimming, canoeing, hiking, arts and crafts, archery, horseback riding, and of course, eating the magnificent camp food served by Rhythan, our resident... Well, we're not really sure what he is, but he can cook!
Now that we've got all that out of the way, would everyone please sign in so that we can assign them to cabins? And don't forget to specify whether you will be registering as a junior camper, a senior camper, a counselor, or an adult chaperone.
Welcome, campers, to Camp Dunehelden! If returning campers would step to the right and find their group...
Ah, yes! There we are. New campers, follow me please, and I will explain to you a little about our happy little camp.
The first time I should explain, of course, is the camp director, Madame Poulain. You may also hear her referred to simply as Veronique, but you don't want her to catch you referring to her so informally. Any other monikers you may hear for her are right out, and it's a punishable offense to call her anything so demeaning as Queen of Darkness and Forced Education, That French Monster, Mrs. Napoleon, That Bitch-- Oh, damn it, just pretend you didn't hear any of those.
Ahem. Moving on.
There are several different groups you will see at Camp Dunehelden. First, there are our Junior Campers. This includes most of you. Anyone between the ages of 10 and 13 is considered a junior camper.
Our senior campers, of which there are significantly less, range from ages 14 to 16. And for those who still wish to remain a part of our wonderful facilities afterward, those over the age of 16 may join as Camp Counselors.
The boys cabins are located on the east side of camp, near the lake. The girls cabins are located on the north side of camp, near the forest. Each junior cabin will have between four and six campers, as well as one one counselor. The senior cabins may hold up to eight campers, and do not require a counselor, though we may make exceptions in some...special cases.
Yes, Notos, I was looking at you.
At camp, you may also enjoy such fine activities as swimming, canoeing, hiking, arts and crafts, archery, horseback riding, and of course, eating the magnificent camp food served by Rhythan, our resident... Well, we're not really sure what he is, but he can cook!
Now that we've got all that out of the way, would everyone please sign in so that we can assign them to cabins? And don't forget to specify whether you will be registering as a junior camper, a senior camper, a counselor, or an adult chaperone.